"specs" - awhitepen

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Hardware

Manufactured in Singapore in the early 90s
Purebred Chinese (Cantonese) pedigree
- Black hair
- Black eyes
- Occasionally enters “Asian lobster” mode when sunblock application slips off the to-do list
- Reduced ALDH2 enzymatic activity
Currently 161cm, ~54kg
Exterior serviced with approved imported components from Khiel’s (USA), SKII (Japan), Laneige (Korea), and other possibly moderately overpriced suppliers
Internal parts supported by a daily maintenance stack of vitamins and supplements including but not limited to NMN, spermidine, creatine, etc.
Slightly uneven teeth / small buck situation
- Corrective calibration currently in progress: see my Invisalign journey

Software

Native English (Singapore accent) and Hokkien
- Singlish and Hokkien vulgarities plugin may activate when provoked
Language pack installed at age 8: spoken Mandarin and written Chinese
Software patch at age 15: fluent Cantonese (Western accent)
First (bootleg) web pack installation at age 16: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and FTP Webmaster & Chief Admin of Spatchy
Official installation at age 17: Relational databases, Microsoft Access, SQL, Classic Visual Basic
Python installed in 2018
Bundled extras include:
- “tau gey“ reading ability
- Limited but serviceable potential on piano (ABRSM Grade 7 💩), guitar, drum set, and some brass instruments
Kindly note that most dance modules fail on installation
Tennis, padel, and pickleball versions remain unstable. Hand-eye coordination patch still pending.

Currently undergoing software upgrade in the following areas:

2025: Master of Technology in Business Analytics, National University of Singapore
2021: Graduate Diploma in Systems Analysis, National University of Singapore
2017: WSQ Diploma in Film & TV Production, Singapore Media Academy
2015: Bachelor of Science (Health Studies), Curtin University
Class 3 Driving License – Republic of Singapore
Level 1 Sport Climbing and Abseiling – Singapore National Abseiling / Climbing Standards
2 Star Kayaking Award – Singapore Canoe Federation
PADI Open Water Diver